satisfiedparadise:

The one questions everyone hates “Are you okay?” 

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

gnarly:

so today i typed in gnarly in urban dictionary and i scrolled down and found this IM CRYING xD

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

blytons:

"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"

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(Source: bramblerowse)

"We lose
ourselves
to find
ourselves."

SIX WORD POEM (11/13/13)

(Source: ericboydblog)

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit